BEST VIDEO I HAVE SEEN THIS YEAR….HOW MUCH REHEARSAL WENT INTO THIS SHIT? AMAZING!!!
Can’t believe I never heard this song before…love it, love it, apparently it’s about the first woman who died of aids…there’s a version by Concrete Blonde that is more famous but this original is so dark and so beautiful it reduces me to tears in seconds. <3
Hahahaha. As I’m kind of like someone from Mars I only found out about “The Human Centipede” about a week ago…as someone who loves horror, and the sickest concepts in horror so much, I was super excited…Until I got my grubby paws on it…Now the concept of three humans being stitched arse to mouth by a demented surgeon to form a single being joined by the gastric system…the idea nearly made me weep with excitement…too bad the movie is so tedious…it’s porn quality production values and acting but without the porn…was very sad, such a good idea being made so tedious…
BUT…It has given me and my friends a new catchphrase. The beings in the sequence are numbered A, B and C. C is the one at the end, whose sole diet for the rest of it’s unfortunate life will consist of twice-digested shit…..so no matter how bad your day was, how bad your life is, keep repeating to yourself -“AT LEAST I’M NOT C.” It will make things seem a lot better!
UM, YEAH. I HAVE A LOT OF NICE PICTURES OF MY BUM I CAN’T PUT ON FACEBOOK BECAUSE MY MUM IS ON IT…LITTLE DOES SHE KNOW ABOUT MY SECRET TUMBLR, MAYBE I CAN CALL IT MY BUMBLER.
“Kemo Sabe was gunning for a mummy in cowboy duds….”
The first time my mentally ill swedish ex tried to tell me about the plot of Bubba Ho-tep, I thought he was either describing some acid-induced daydream or had just completely lost it….A movie set in an old people’s home where the main character is really Elvis Presley, who to escape his fame traded places with an Elvis impersonator who then reneged on the deal…So real Elvis is old and infirm, and his only friend is an elderly black man who believes he is really JFK and that the CIA dyed him to disguise his identity…then a mummy dressed as a cowboy starts creeping into the home at night and sucking the soul’s of the unfortunate geriatrics out of their own arseholes…
Possibly my fav movie ever…makes me want to bone Bruce Campbell even more, and always makes me cry in at least 3 places…
I know how to have a good time. About 5 years ago I went to this New York club called Motherfucker for NYE. Hearing that it would be full of freaks I got really dressed up, but it turned out to be full of frat boys. There were a coupple of nervous looking transsexuals there and one of them asked how long I’d been a woman! My whole life! I said, and she was mortified…I guess that’s what happens when I dress up. Then it was so boring until a photographer got me to lie on the floor and took this pic. Looks like I was having a wild night, a sort of bukkake party with the blue man group(look at the legs to the right!) but sadly that was not the case. I went home earty….
